’Twas the Night Before Christmas and all through the Rotunda the DC establishment plotted their plunder.  Nearly all were failed lawyers, real bottom-feeders lining up for some slop slung by the Majority Leader, a master practitioner of an illicit craft, namely doling out favors; institutionalized graft.

When up on the rooftop
there arose such a ruckus,
it shut down the 1 AM
secret Democrat caucus.
Harry Reid asked the Senate
“What the hell is the matter?”
They replied ”It’s Saint Nick,
but he used to be fatter.
I guess the recession
has taken its toll
and reached all the way
to the frigid North Pole.” Full Piece